i’m running towards nothing
again and again and again and again…[x]
i really like dungeons and dragons ok
this is my druid character hepzibiah on her riding elk tyrone
we are the best team no lie
i meant to upload this earlier because i made it like a month ago
this is paul fir. he is 7 years old or so.
paul is fuckin weird
he insists he be called “swag money” by everyone and people have to spell it like $wag money (he is ke$ha or something idk)
he has a little baby brother named douglas (geddit)
paul is in love with a tree he calls delilah for some reason???
he also only uses purple sunscreen and he likes covering himself in lavender paint because it’s his favourite colour
ceri makes fun of him but gertie doesn’t care
the name’s hamlet and i’ve got a tale bout madness, lust, and a female
do you ever just sing the big wolf on campus theme song when someone tells you “it’s just a phase”?